My Date With a Politician

His name was Harry And he was the only guy in a whole calendar year that was able to get me into bed. He was one of the few that charmed his way into second date territory. Harry was the kind of guy you’d expect to run for office and it turned out- he was…

My Date With A Hoarder

It’s 7:00 pm. Good. I’m a little early. I’ve spent the last hour in traffic, but I can’t be more than 3 miles from where I left. Doesn’t matter. I’m here. Now I just need to figure out where to park. After 30 minutes of circling the block, I almost write the whole thing off…

A Lady & A Thief

Dating is a game. Sometimes people play fair, and sometimes people take complete advantage of life and the people in it while living in eternal despair. This is a date about a woman of despair and the man left a strayed . The Woman, as she introduced herself was “Margot Henrickson”. She entered the bar…

A Regular Link & Stoney

    He looked exactly like Brendan Fraser as Link from Encino Man so we shall call him Brendan Fraser. An absolute perfect jawline, dark long locks and storm colored eyes. His body was six feet of impeccable and had an attention span of approximately 21 seconds. He grunted often and at one point, I…

From Lydia’s Closet -The Date That Started It All

  From Lydias Closet A series of unfortunate dates in L.A Going on my very first match.com date tonight. Pray for my soul. Or pray for his, I don’t know I’m pretty intense. My date defined the term ‘tall, dark & handsome’.  He could play the violin and piano but was unable to read music….

Welcome

One horrifying first date in Los Angeles changed my life forever. It was a date so bad, I had to write about it. From his empty eyes, to the vapid conversation that no amount of alcohol could save. Shortly after, I began to express all of my dating woes to friends and colleagues and the…